Aggressive Sandwich (Good name for a band)

OK, so I'm about to eat a Hot Pocket and the crisper sleeve says "Stop reading this and eat the sandwich already!"

OK....first of all, I have to cook you.  THEN I have to wait for you to take your sweet ass time to cool down so you don't burn my tongue (You aren't called Lukewarm Pockets).

I don't need this kind of attitude from a frozen snack.  I've got problems enough as it is without my food yelling at me.......

I for one welcome our new chair overlords

Chicken, corn, green peppers, chili, onions...

I like Breaking Bad and all, but if that's New Mexico, how come I have not seen one Moonbeast or heard one stew recipe or coffeehouse folk band?

I built that

Had a dream last night that Paul Ryan kept bugging me while I was buying baseball cards.

You know, if I was more political minded instead of a snarky cynic, I'd say this is a metaphor for the economy or a woman's right to choose or whatever. Instead, I'm worried I'm being Inceptioned. By republicans.

I beat the system!

Me: What a rip! These Gummi Savers I bought don't have the holes punched out in the middle!

My brain: Quiet you! No holes mean more Gummi!

Me: Ohhhh! You is smart!

OK, now a serious take on Chick Fil A......

I'm remaining pretty neutral on this Chick Fil A thing.  On the one hand I support marriage equality, but on the other hand, I think it's ridiculous to worry about a company who's policies toward social issues like this have been known for years.  It's the KONY2012 of  chicken.

I have a very hard time taking the company seriously to begin with.  If you want to sell chicken for the Lord, hey, that's great....more power to ya.  I just don't get why you need to build a whole business around it.  I'm sure there are plenty of Christians working at KFC.  Are they going to Hell because Colonel Sanders was too much of a heathen to be trusted with your food?

Also, if you're going to war against bad PR, I'd think I'd want better soldiers than 3 failed presidential candidates and a failed vice presidential candidate, two of them who aren't even in politics anymore, 1 who's currently hated by leaders of her own party and....that Google guy.  Plus, I'd bet at least tow of these people never even ate at a Chick Fil A before two weeks ago (And that's not bashing them, it's statistically a reasonable possibility due to geography).

Controversial Opinions: Chic Fil A

I've boycotted Chic Fil A all my life....as in I've only seen one even remotely in the area and it's not even there anymore and the only time I even remotely think about it is when I hear Army......so, you know....I'm good......I guess?