Chicken, corn, green peppers, chili, onions...

I like Breaking Bad and all, but if that's New Mexico, how come I have not seen one Moonbeast or heard one stew recipe or coffeehouse folk band?

A Typical Broadcast Day At The Simpsons Channel

There's a rumor that there could someday be a Simpsons channel. I've taken the liberty of programming the channel to save time for those involved:

The first 9 hours will be pretty good. Hours 10-14 will be wildly inconsistent. The next 5 hours will be absolutely dreadful, and the day will finish with the rest of the programming aiming for mediocrity because that's the best they can do.

Oh...and hour 13 is nothing but a National Geographic documentary featuring clips of a man repeatedly getting raped by a panda.

You think it would stand to reason

That if I'm not interested in one season of Dallas on Amazon, that I wouldn't be interested in others.

But Amazon doesn't roll that way.

The Jack White/Tony Danza Theory

I've made a startling discovery: Jack White is Tony Danza!

Think about it:

White Stripes=Taxi. Undeniable classic. Gets better and more popular around the third album, much like Taxi's second season with the arrival of Christopher Lloyd.

The Raconteurs=Who's The Boss-OK, had it's moments, but not particularly memorable.

The Dead Weather=Tony's further sitcom ventures. Enough already. And why does he keep naming his character Tony?

All that's missing is a boxing career and a daytime talk show.

Hey Simpsons Season 22 premiere!

Flight of the Conchords guest star as two quirky musical camp councillors at a performing arts camp where Lisa attempts to come out of her shell!


Sounds in NO WAY reminiscint of the Home Movies season 4 premiere where They Might Be Giants guest star as two quirky musical camp councillors at a performing arts camp where Brendan, Jason, and Melissa attempt to come out of their shell!

And South Park already called an episode "Elementary School Musical".

I'm just saying....bad omens for the season......

My new life's goal

I want to be attacked by a pundit.

No, not in some cutesy internet meme, I mean the real deal, I wanna full on on-air "Neil Persson is the next Hitler!" rant!

I don't care what affiliation does it....Bring me your conservatives, your liberals, your lovable inbred 3rd party wackos. Be you teabagger, salad tosser, or a member of the Pearl Necklace Brigade (Oh, they're good), bring on the hate!!!

And hey...if you know any political pundits, pass this along. Tell them I hate them and I will eat their puppy!

Note: I do not condone Hitler or eating puppies.

Important food for thought from Mickey T. Gardener

Everybody Hates Chris was just on Nick at Nite.

That's right. A show that originated on UPN was on Nick at Nite.

Was Homeboys in Outer Space and Desmond Pfeifer not available?

And what of the WB? Was a talking stuffed bunny rabbit considered too real? For the network that once brought us reruns of Mr. Ed and Lancelot Link?

What of the WB indeed.......