I've made a startling discovery: Jack White is Tony Danza!
Think about it:
White Stripes=Taxi. Undeniable classic. Gets better and more popular around the third album, much like Taxi's second season with the arrival of Christopher Lloyd.
The Raconteurs=Who's The Boss-OK, had it's moments, but not particularly memorable.
The Dead Weather=Tony's further sitcom ventures. Enough already. And why does he keep naming his character Tony?
All that's missing is a boxing career and a daytime talk show.
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Just my own personal opinion, but Jack White looks like more of a bleeder than a boxer.
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