Oh for fuck's sake.....

I already have to deal with those creepy-ass monkeys in the CAKE and Bruno Mars videos, and now you're giving me a creepy Planet of the Apes movie?

Thanks, 2011

From All Of Me At Mickey's Next Deal

Happy start of "Every new film the next couple months is the first great film of 2011!" season!

Mickey's exciting Academy Awards night wrap up!!!!

I went to sleep at 7, woke up at 11:30 and caught the rest of Def Leppard's Behind the Music Remastered. Damn, those guys just can't catch a break, can they?

Number of nominated movies I've seen: 0

#Hashtag Wrapup

In which I occasionally use this neglected blog to waste a post reposting stuff I did on Twitter so this blog feels less neglected:


#foodsongs

Viva Velveeta

Juice Somebody

Gravy Shade of Winter

Bread Like a Bowl

Rockin' the Supper

For more: #foodsongs

#mathmovies

Sum Like it Hot

Calculator 3: Rise of the Adding Machines

Fatal Affraction

Stop Making Cents

Subtraction Jackson

For more: #mathmovies

Mickey's astoundingly awesome not trivial at all movie trivia!

(ED note: This is a reprint of my entries for #movietrivia on Twitter. For more past Hot Twitter action, check Tork's Blog for my reprints of rock facts and Rock Facts: Beatles Edition Read on, True Believers!)

-The original title and setting for Casablanca was Ypsilanti

-Much like in the Far Side, Michael Moore is actually a bunch of ducks in a fat suit

-Not only is Tom Hanks not the "nicest guy in Hollywood", he's behind a string of unsolved murders in Vegas

-Somewhere, some Hollywood exec is wondering if Jim Carrey is interested in doing the big budget sequel, The Number 24

-George Lucas just doesn't like you, that's why.

-Jim Varney is America's most cherished film treasure. We just don't know it yet