Shut up, you whiny mail babies!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aw, Saturday delivery's costing us money, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! That god damn internet!


Look, fuckers...you know who delivers mail on Saturday? Twice!! That stupid pelican on Animal Crossing! In fact, he does it twice EVERY DAY, including SUNDAY! And he has a girlfriend! And he takes time at least once a week to stop and fratanize with the townspeople!

Are you saying a pelican is better than you? You make me sick