Another childhood nightmare from the folks at Mother

This is a Chimera. You run into all kinds of these dudes in Mother 3:





This is the Ultimate Chimera. He's a Godless killing machine who's supposed to scare the crap out of you, but he just ends up being adorable. Look at him! <3 <3 <3




You know who else is a horrifying abomination in the face of God and science?





The Wuzzles.

That's right kids....every time you kill a chimera in Mother 3, you're killing the Wuzzles. And the Gummi Bears. And Huey, Dewey, and Louie. And Darkwing Duck. And Talespin.....well they deserved it....who in the holy hell thought "It's Jungle Book....but they're in Planes for some reason" was a good idea?

If the Chimeras were Woozles instead of Wuzzles, I'd understand. Those Woozles are bad news.

Deep Thought of the Day (10/25/10)

Somewhere at this very moment, Buckner & Garcia are kicking themselves they didn't wait 20 more years to do Pac-Man Fever.

They'd be internet superstars.

Question of the Year

When are they gonna get around to making a Huey Lewis Rock Band?

I'd be all over that shit.

Shut up, you whiny mail babies!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aw, Saturday delivery's costing us money, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! That god damn internet!


Look, fuckers...you know who delivers mail on Saturday? Twice!! That stupid pelican on Animal Crossing! In fact, he does it twice EVERY DAY, including SUNDAY! And he has a girlfriend! And he takes time at least once a week to stop and fratanize with the townspeople!

Are you saying a pelican is better than you? You make me sick

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Tetris piece for retarded people.