Earth Day Musings FROM THE PAST!!!!!

In clebration of Earth Day (I'm not late, am I? *loos around*), here are my thoughts on the psuedo holiday/brainwashing festival from my MySpace blog.....ALL THE WAY BACK FROM 2009!

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Earth Day? FEH!!!!!
Category: Life
Earth is trying to kill us, what with it's global warming, earthquakes, rabid squirrels, man eating plants that come out of green sewer pipes, etc.

Why in the holy hell have we given Earth a special day when all it's trying to do is kill us??? We don't have Hitler Day!

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Considering my Facebook status from Earth Day 2010, my feelings haven't changed much:

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Earth Day 2010! Celebrate the planet that has given us so much this year! 8.2 earthquakes! Continent disrupting volcanoes! Mining disasters! The Earth...the ungrateful bastard of the Solar System.

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All the more reason we need to replace Earth Day with The Fonz Day

Mickey's astoundingly awesome not trivial at all movie trivia!

(ED note: This is a reprint of my entries for #movietrivia on Twitter. For more past Hot Twitter action, check Tork's Blog for my reprints of rock facts and Rock Facts: Beatles Edition Read on, True Believers!)

-The original title and setting for Casablanca was Ypsilanti

-Much like in the Far Side, Michael Moore is actually a bunch of ducks in a fat suit

-Not only is Tom Hanks not the "nicest guy in Hollywood", he's behind a string of unsolved murders in Vegas

-Somewhere, some Hollywood exec is wondering if Jim Carrey is interested in doing the big budget sequel, The Number 24

-George Lucas just doesn't like you, that's why.

-Jim Varney is America's most cherished film treasure. We just don't know it yet