I built that

Had a dream last night that Paul Ryan kept bugging me while I was buying baseball cards.

You know, if I was more political minded instead of a snarky cynic, I'd say this is a metaphor for the economy or a woman's right to choose or whatever. Instead, I'm worried I'm being Inceptioned. By republicans.

I beat the system!

Me: What a rip! These Gummi Savers I bought don't have the holes punched out in the middle!

My brain: Quiet you! No holes mean more Gummi!

Me: Ohhhh! You is smart!

OK, now a serious take on Chick Fil A......

I'm remaining pretty neutral on this Chick Fil A thing.  On the one hand I support marriage equality, but on the other hand, I think it's ridiculous to worry about a company who's policies toward social issues like this have been known for years.  It's the KONY2012 of  chicken.

I have a very hard time taking the company seriously to begin with.  If you want to sell chicken for the Lord, hey, that's great....more power to ya.  I just don't get why you need to build a whole business around it.  I'm sure there are plenty of Christians working at KFC.  Are they going to Hell because Colonel Sanders was too much of a heathen to be trusted with your food?

Also, if you're going to war against bad PR, I'd think I'd want better soldiers than 3 failed presidential candidates and a failed vice presidential candidate, two of them who aren't even in politics anymore, 1 who's currently hated by leaders of her own party and....that Google guy.  Plus, I'd bet at least tow of these people never even ate at a Chick Fil A before two weeks ago (And that's not bashing them, it's statistically a reasonable possibility due to geography).

Controversial Opinions: Chic Fil A

I've boycotted Chic Fil A all my life....as in I've only seen one even remotely in the area and it's not even there anymore and the only time I even remotely think about it is when I hear Army......so, you know....I'm good......I guess?

Dear America.....

Please stop comforting yourself with bullshit stories about how violent media is making us mindless, violent zombies. Please stop trivializing things like this by saying we need more religion in our lives. And while I admire wanting to step up efforts to make sure people like this lunatic don't get their hands on absurd arsenals, it's merely a half hearted...and half assed solution. 

No. It's time we stop dancing around the issue of mental illness. I know, I get it. We're a proud nation. We don't want to admit to ourselves the system could ever fail people. But it's time to have a serious discussion. I don't have any freaking clue what can be done to better deal with this, but I do know admitting there's a problem is a good first step (Yep, just like addiction). 

But in the sea of what ifs....What if the movie wasn't so violent....what if God was there...what if you couldn't legally obtain these weapons.....isn't it nice to know that there's one certainty? That some people just need HELP.


Sincerely,
One of those weird quiet loners the media warns you about after this stuff happens.

I'm on to you.

You're all secret robots!


Named Ralph. Secret robots named Ralph. That know kung fu.

Yes, Mr. Sherman, everything stinks.

You better be careful Jon.

Calling Obama a fucking asshole could land you a spot on Victoria Jackson's next tour.