"Give me your palm", the fortune teller demanded as eerie music filled the room. "Oh, I see a great many things in your future".
"Yeah, yeah???", asked the eager, yet bemused consumer.
"I see....a beautiful house!"
"Oooh....."
"And a beautiful wife"
"Go on!"
"But wait....these are not your things....How...how did you get here?"
"Wait...what? I....I...."
"My GOD, What have you done???????"
"I don't like where this is headed...."
The palm reader fainted in her chair as the consumer fled her tent.
Three days later, the consumer was apprehended for the grisly murder of his brother's new wife on their wedding night.
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