Voice on the other end of the phone: 911 emergency?
Phil: Yeah right. I'm at the lake right? And I just saw some bloke, right? And he was watching this other bloke swim, right? And then the other bloke started drowning, right? And he was right there, right? He could've saved him, right? And he didn't. right?
Voice: So?
Phil: Right?
Voice: Sir, why didn't you save him then?
Phil: I'm a bloody rock and roll genius, right? Saving people's not me bag, right?
Voice: Well there's nothing we can do about it
Phil: Right?
Voice: Sir, if you're such a bloody rock and roll genius, you should write a song about this and then play it for him in concert.
Phil: Well I think I will then, right? I'll show you! I'll show all of you, right?
True story.
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"I wrote a song about your face before, my friend, but I don't know if you know who I am"
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