Sunday, August 15, 2010

Mickey's Next Deal Presents:

A short playlet based an experience I had 20 minutes ago with my new computer:

Computer: You changed the hardware. Reactivate Windows now!

Me: Er....I can't get online on you, Mr. Computer. How am I supposed to reactivate Windows?

Computer: Oh well you're fucked. Bye bye.


And....scene.


I just want to get online in my own damn room on my damn computer. Why is this so difficult????

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I might have been joking about you installing Linux instead of Windows, but it might actually help you (if you're willing to do it). The Ubuntu Linux distribution is very easy to work with, and best of all it's free. Try downloading the .iso file of it (from this page http://www.ubuntu.com/desktop/get-ubuntu/download ), burning that iso file to disk, and reboot using the disk. You can even use the "Try Ubuntu" option to see how things work in it before committing to installing it. It's become my favorite operating system, so that's why I'm giving you the hard-sell. :o)