1. It's all an elaborate plan by your crazy ex to find you. REALLY elaborate.
2. Determines passengers for 2012 escape pods
3. Round up all the reality show fans, shoot 'em
4. Maybe Bin Laden's here and he's really gullible...you never know....
5. The US Census is strictly being used for more "White people have names like this, while black people have names like this" jokes
6. Somebody wants more Facebook friends.......
7. If you check "Team Conan" on the census form, NBC will round you up and send you to Jay Leno sponsored re-education humor camps
8. Did we forget to mention every one who fills out the form gets a free lifetime subscription to "Post Surgery Oddities" magazine?
9. Census sent to RIAA, who will come to your home. If you have just one cd by an artist not played on top 40 radio, they will cut you.
10. Names of residents of rural areas in the south sent to probe happy aliens
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I can believe #1. You could too if you met my ex.
Also, I read #10 as "residents of rural areas sent to probe happy aliens" and I thought "what did the happy aliens ever do to those jerks?".
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