A chilling sign of things to come

I recently had a scary thought:

If the world ever ends (I don't believe in end all, be all), future societies will uncover a second by second account of the events on Twitter and blogs.

So...I just want to take this oppurtunity to say Hello future! I'm the sex god of the 21st century! Many women of this world become sexually aroused at the mere mention of my name. I also had lots of money, owned Australia, and brought world peace.

Unfortunately, all pictures of me were destroyed in the nuclear holocaust/warmed globaling/zombie attack/Godzilla rampage, however, if you are building a statue of me, I'm a 6'5 well coiifed, tanned blonde with a perfect physique. Thank you in advance! May my preserved body one day visit your society and make whores of your women.

I'll see you then.