The Day After

Fridge full of Thanksgiving leftovers. Other leftovers from this week.

Still plenty of food.

And what do we have for lunch? My mother stops at the mini-mart and gets chicken wings and fries.

This is why America should be hated.

They were damn good though......

Deep Thought of the Day (10/25/10)

Somewhere at this very moment, Buckner & Garcia are kicking themselves they didn't wait 20 more years to do Pac-Man Fever.

They'd be internet superstars.

An Ode to the Frozen Dinner

It is time to commence being food.
Awaken from your frozen state,
and fulfill your destiny.
Get in my stomach.

.....Awkward

Today's Awkward Moment of the Day


Walking past a church, and a guy's putting signs on the road. Passes me and asks how I'm doing, I say fine, ask him the same he says "No complaints" and walks away. I look down at the signs he's placing.

"Funeral today. No parking"

NO COMPLAINTS?????????? 8oO

Hey Simpsons Season 22 premiere!

Flight of the Conchords guest star as two quirky musical camp councillors at a performing arts camp where Lisa attempts to come out of her shell!


Sounds in NO WAY reminiscint of the Home Movies season 4 premiere where They Might Be Giants guest star as two quirky musical camp councillors at a performing arts camp where Brendan, Jason, and Melissa attempt to come out of their shell!

And South Park already called an episode "Elementary School Musical".

I'm just saying....bad omens for the season......

Mysterious windowless van found parked by pre-school!

Saw a van today that said "Keeping Kids Healthy From Teeth to Toe".

OK, yeah, that's all fine and good, but what about things above the teeth? There's a good 2/3rds of a head left!

This just asks more questions than answers them!

Controversial opinion: Book burning

I'm not anti-Christian.

I'm pro-Not getting the shit blown out of us.