.....Awkward

Today's Awkward Moment of the Day


Walking past a church, and a guy's putting signs on the road. Passes me and asks how I'm doing, I say fine, ask him the same he says "No complaints" and walks away. I look down at the signs he's placing.

"Funeral today. No parking"

NO COMPLAINTS?????????? 8oO

Hey Simpsons Season 22 premiere!

Flight of the Conchords guest star as two quirky musical camp councillors at a performing arts camp where Lisa attempts to come out of her shell!


Sounds in NO WAY reminiscint of the Home Movies season 4 premiere where They Might Be Giants guest star as two quirky musical camp councillors at a performing arts camp where Brendan, Jason, and Melissa attempt to come out of their shell!

And South Park already called an episode "Elementary School Musical".

I'm just saying....bad omens for the season......

Mysterious windowless van found parked by pre-school!

Saw a van today that said "Keeping Kids Healthy From Teeth to Toe".

OK, yeah, that's all fine and good, but what about things above the teeth? There's a good 2/3rds of a head left!

This just asks more questions than answers them!

Controversial opinion: Book burning

I'm not anti-Christian.

I'm pro-Not getting the shit blown out of us.

Question of the Year

When are they gonna get around to making a Huey Lewis Rock Band?

I'd be all over that shit.

Mickey's Next Deal Presents:

A short playlet based an experience I had 20 minutes ago with my new computer:

Computer: You changed the hardware. Reactivate Windows now!

Me: Er....I can't get online on you, Mr. Computer. How am I supposed to reactivate Windows?

Computer: Oh well you're fucked. Bye bye.


And....scene.


I just want to get online in my own damn room on my damn computer. Why is this so difficult????

Controversial opinion: Net Neutrality

I'm all for Net Neutrality, but does it have to come with Al Franken's whiny face plastered everywhere I go on the net?


I'm just saying: At what cost, people? AT WHAT COST