Mysterious windowless van found parked by pre-school!

Saw a van today that said "Keeping Kids Healthy From Teeth to Toe".

OK, yeah, that's all fine and good, but what about things above the teeth? There's a good 2/3rds of a head left!

This just asks more questions than answers them!

Controversial opinion: Book burning

I'm not anti-Christian.

I'm pro-Not getting the shit blown out of us.

Question of the Year

When are they gonna get around to making a Huey Lewis Rock Band?

I'd be all over that shit.

Mickey's Next Deal Presents:

A short playlet based an experience I had 20 minutes ago with my new computer:

Computer: You changed the hardware. Reactivate Windows now!

Me: Er....I can't get online on you, Mr. Computer. How am I supposed to reactivate Windows?

Computer: Oh well you're fucked. Bye bye.


And....scene.


I just want to get online in my own damn room on my damn computer. Why is this so difficult????

Controversial opinion: Net Neutrality

I'm all for Net Neutrality, but does it have to come with Al Franken's whiny face plastered everywhere I go on the net?


I'm just saying: At what cost, people? AT WHAT COST

My controversial immigration opinion!

Learn to speak English!

No. not the immigrants.

The fucking computer tech repair geeks with all your MB and GHZ and those EVIL numbers Prince warned us about.

I shouldn't have to look up every other word (Or syllable/number/syllable) when reading the description.

Am I right, people????

Glenn Beck seeks my approval

Facebook is asking me if I support Glenn Beck.


You know, I'm getting damn sick of this. How about showing ME some support for once Glenn? It's a two way street, you know! I mean....I give...and I give...I make all these funny quips so people will love me because that's the only thing I'm good at...and....excuse me. I have something in my eye.