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Tetris piece for retarded people.

Bands

There's no such thing as a great band
Just a good band with a higher ratio of great songs to shitty songs.
Unless your band has one song.
And it's really fucking awesome.

My nose

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like without my nose.

For starters, I'd hear that "But how dos he smell? Terrible!" joke a lot more.

My emo cat

My cat is very emo.
She's always wearing black.
That probably has more to do with her being a black cat though.

Bacon

You and I need to have a talk.


It's not like I don't love you anymore,it's just I've been seeing too much of you lately and....I don't want to ruin what we have, you know?


I hope you understand

Ravens

Seriously?


If Poe wrote about a pigeon, would goths worship them? Would the whole goth subculture be sporting grey? Would Bauhaus be serenading us with chant's of "Bert's Dead"?

Ravens. Feh.

Never forget!!!!!

Wrestling legend Vinkesh the Vicious wishes you a happy new year and pays tribute to a fallen hero.